Foreword |
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Preface: My Fifty Years with James Thurber |
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I Stories Not Collected Before in Book Form |
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3 | (8) |
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11 | (10) |
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21 | (7) |
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28 | (7) |
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The Secret Life of James Thurber |
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35 | (7) |
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Recollections of the Gas Buggy |
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42 | (9) |
II From My World and Welcome to It |
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What do You Mean It was Brillig? |
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51 | (4) |
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty |
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55 | (6) |
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61 | (4) |
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The Man Who Hated Moonbaum |
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65 | (6) |
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The Macbeth Murder Mystery |
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71 | (5) |
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76 | (11) |
III From Let Your Mind Alone! |
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Destructive Forces in Life |
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87 | (7) |
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94 | (7) |
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The Breaking up of the Winships |
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101 | (6) |
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107 | (4) |
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111 | (5) |
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116 | (4) |
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120 | (6) |
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126 | (7) |
IV From The Middle-Aged Man on the Flying Trapeze |
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The Departure of Emma Inch |
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133 | (6) |
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There's an owl in my room |
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139 | (4) |
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The Topaz Cufflinks Mystery |
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143 | (3) |
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146 | (5) |
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151 | (7) |
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158 | (4) |
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The Black magic of Barney Haller |
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162 | (5) |
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If Grant Had Been Drinking at Appomattox |
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167 | (4) |
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The Remarkable Case of Mr. Bruhl |
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171 | (7) |
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178 | (6) |
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The Greatest man in the World |
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184 | (8) |
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192 | (4) |
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196 | (11) |
V My Life and Hard Times, complete |
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207 | (4) |
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211 | (7) |
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218 | (8) |
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226 | (7) |
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The night the ghost got in |
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233 | (7) |
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240 | (6) |
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246 | (7) |
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253 | (8) |
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261 | (9) |
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270 | (11) |
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281 | (6) |
VI From Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated |
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287 | (2) |
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The Little Girl and the Wolf |
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289 | (2) |
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The Scotty who Knew too Much |
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291 | (2) |
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293 | (2) |
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The Bear Who Let it Alone |
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295 | (1) |
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The Shrike and the Chipmunks |
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296 | (3) |
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The seal who became famous |
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299 | (1) |
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300 | (3) |
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303 | (2) |
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305 | (2) |
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The Rabbits who caused all the trouble |
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307 | (1) |
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308 | (2) |
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The unicorn in the carden |
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310 | (2) |
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312 | (6) |
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318 | (2) |
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320 | (8) |
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328 | (4) |
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Curfew must not ring tonight |
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332 | (9) |
VII From The Owl in the Attic |
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341 | (22) |
VIII From The Seal in the Bedroom |
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``With You I Have Known Peace, Lida, and Now You Say You're Going Crazy'' |
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363 | (1) |
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``Are You the Young Man That Bit My Daughter?'' |
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363 | (1) |
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``Here's a Study for You, Doctor---He Faints'' |
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364 | (1) |
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``Mamma Always Gets Sore and Spoils the Game for Everybody'' |
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364 | (1) |
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``For the Last Time---You and Your Horsie Get Away from Me and Stay Away!'' |
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365 | (1) |
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``Well, What's Come Over You Suddenly?'' |
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365 | (1) |
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``Have You People Got Any .38 Cartidges?'' |
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366 | (1) |
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``The Father Belonged to Some People Who Were Driving Through in a Packard'' |
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366 | (1) |
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367 | (1) |
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``I Don't Know. George Got It Somewhere'' |
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367 | (1) |
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``All Right, Have It Your Way---You Heard a Seal Bark'' |
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368 | (11) |
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The Bloodhound and the Bug |
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369 | (10) |
IX From Men, Women and Dogs |
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``This is Not the Real Me You're Seeing, Mrs. Clisbie'' |
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379 | (1) |
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``What's Come Over You Since Friday, Miss Schemke?'' |
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379 | (1) |
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``Hello, Darling---Woolgathering?'' |
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380 | (1) |
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``It's a Native Domestic Burgundy Without Any Breeding, But I Think You'll Be Amused by Its Presumption'' |
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380 | (1) |
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``Oh, Doctor Canroy---Look!'' |
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381 | (1) |
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``I'd Feel a Great Deal Easier If Her Husband Hadn't Gone to Bed'' |
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381 | (1) |
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382 | (1) |
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``And This Is Tom Weatherby, an Old Beau of Your Mother's. He Never Got to First Base'' |
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382 | (1) |
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``Perhaps This Will Refresh Your Memory'' |
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383 | (1) |
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``...And Keep Me a Normal, Healthy, American Girl'' |
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383 | (1) |
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``It's Parkins, Sir; We're 'Aving a Bit of a Time Below Stairs'' |
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384 | (1) |
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``Darling, I Seem to Have This Rabbit'' |
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385 | (1) |
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``That's My First Wife Up There, and This Is the Present Mrs. Harris'' |
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385 | (1) |
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``You're Not My Patient, You're My Meat, Mrs. Quist!'' |
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386 | (1) |
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``She Has the True Emily Dickinson Spirit Except That She Gets Fed Up Occasionally'' |
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386 | (1) |
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``I Said the Hounds of Spring Are on Winter's Traces---But Let It Pass, Let It Pass!'' |
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387 | (1) |
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``For Heaven's Sake, Why Don't You Go Outdoors and Trace Something?'' |
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387 | (1) |
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``I Don't Want Him to Be Comfortable If He's Going to Look Too Funny.'' |
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388 | (1) |
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``Yoo-hoo, It's Me and the Ape Man'' |
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388 | (1) |
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``Look Out! Here They Come Again!'' |
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389 | (1) |
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``You Wait Here and I'll Bring the Etchings Down'' |
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389 | (1) |
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``Well, Who Made the Magic Go Out of Our Marriage---You or Me?'' |
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390 | (1) |
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390 | (1) |
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``Well, If I Called the Wrong Number, Why Did You Answer the Phone?'' |
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391 | (1) |
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``This Gentleman Was Kind Enough to See Me Home, Darling'' |
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391 | (1) |
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``I Come From Haunts of Coot and Hern!'' |
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392 | (1) |
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``Well, I'm Disenchanted, Too. We're All Disenchanted'' |
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392 | (1) |
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``What Do You Want to Be Inscrutable for, Marcia?'' |
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393 | (1) |
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``You Said a Moment Ago That Everybody You Look at Seems to Be a Rabbit. Now Just What Do You Mean by That, Mrs. Sprague?'' |
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393 | (1) |
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``Why, I Never Dreamed Your Union Had Been Blessed With Issue!'' |
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394 | (1) |
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``Have You Seen My Pistol, Honey-bun?'' |
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394 | (1) |
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``It's Our Own Story Exactly! He Bold as a Hawk, She Soft as the Dawn'' |
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395 | (1) |
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``You and Your Permonitions!'' |
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396 | (1) |
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``All Right, All Right, Try It That Way! Go Ahead and Try It That Way!'' |
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397 | (1) |
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``Well, It Makes a Difference to Me!'' |
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397 | (1) |
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``There's No Use You Trying to Save Me, My Good Man'' |
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398 | (1) |
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399 | (1) |
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``What Have You Done With Dr. Millmoss?'' |
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400 | (13) |
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The War Between Men and Women |
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401 | (12) |
About James Thurber |
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413 | (10) |
The Thurber Carnival, 1945 |
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